We strictly do not deliver to individuals under 18
Please ensure your age is accurately verified during checkout
Failure to comply may result in cancellation and further action
🗓️ Dispatch Schedule
Monday – Thursday dispatch days
Dispatch occurs on working days only (excluding public holidays)
Orders placed by 12:00 PM are processed same day
Parcels leave the warehouse the same day (typically after 5:00 pm)
Courier collection may occur the same day or the next morning
Orders placed after 12:00 PM are processed the next working day
📬 Discreet Packaging
Orders are securely packed in unbranded envelopes or mylar bags with protective padding for 100% discreet, smell-proof shipping
No logos or business names
Parcels are discreetly declared as supplements
🍫 Chocolate Orders Tip
Order chocolates Saturday – Tuesday to avoid melting
Ice pack included
Insulated envelope included to keep chocolates cool
🔒 Discreet, Smell-Proof Packaging
🚚 Delivery Methods
The Courier Guy (Standard):
- Main Areas: 1–3 working days
- Regional Areas: 2–4 working days
The Courier Guy (Overnight):
- Main Areas: 1–2 working days
- Regional Areas: 2–3 working days
Aramex (Standard):
- Main Areas: 1–3 working days
- Regional Areas: 2–4 working days
Internet Express (Standard):
- Main Areas: 2–4 working days
- Regional Areas: 3–5 working days
📍 Pick-Up Options
The Courier Guy Locker / Kiosk
- Collect at your nearest locker or kiosk (please specify locker or kiosk name).
- Delivery: 1–3 working days (main); 2–4 days (regional).
- You’ll receive an SMS with a unique PIN to access your locker.
Bob Box
- Collect at your nearest locker (please specify locker name).
- Delivery: 2–4 working days (main); 3–5 working days (regional).
- You’ll receive an SMS with a unique PIN to access your locker.
PostNet
- Collect at your nearest PostNet store (please specify store name).
- Delivery: 2–4 working days.
PAXI Point
- Collect at your nearest PAXI point (please specify store name).
- Choose from 7–9 working days or 3–5 working days service.
- Bring your ID or driver’s license when collecting.
💳 Payment Options
1. PayFast
Credit & Cheque Card
Debit Card
EFT
Masterpass
SnapScan
Zapper
2. Cash Send
Capitec
Standard Bank
ABSA
Nedbank
FNB
3. Cryptocurrency
Bitcoin (BTC)
Ethereum (ETH)
Litecoin (LTC)
USDT (Tether)
And others
*Orders are dispatched only after full payment has been received and confirmed.
